Life as a Kiwi Expat in the UK is great, but is it time to head back Down Under or should you continue your overseas adventure?
Use our fun check list to find out.
There was a time when you just couldn’t wait to escape from New Zealand – it seemed so remote and cut off from all the fun you thought the rest of the world was having.
But fast forward a couple of years and you’re starting to appreciate all the good things home has to offer.
You know that sometime you’ll want to return home to Aotearoa – the Land of the Long White Cloud, but how do you know when?
We’ve put together a fun checklist for homesick Kiwis to see if you should stay in the UK or head back home to New Zealand.
So check out these 19 signs that you’re homesick and missing life in New Zealand…
1. You miss real beaches – day trips to the English ‘seaside’ are just not the same
NZ has the perfect beach for every occasion. No matter whether it’s sand, peace, surfing, rock pooling, penguin spotting or even having a thermal hot pool, New Zealand has the ideal beach for you. And there’s plenty to go round too, so you don’t have to struggle to find space for your towel the moment the sun comes out.
2. You are beginning to appreciate that Christmases in the summer are pretty cool after all
Admit it – when you left NZ you fantasised about snowy winters and having Christmas by a log fire with the snow gently falling outside. The reality is overcast, damp and a bit depressing.
3. You want to wear Jandals to work without having people judge you
Other countries say they have a casual dress code, but they don’t really mean it. Kiwis get casual. It’s a lifestyle thing.
4. The only place to get a decent coffee in London is in a New Zealand coffee shop!
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Brighten up your weekend with a slice of our seasonal special Ruby Raspberry Chocolate Stout Cake ???? @guinness rich chocolate cake topped with creamy @callebautchocolate Ruby Chocolate ganache and dried raspberries ☕️ complimented with one of our almond milk @alpro flatwhites Treat yourself & kick off your Friday. We use the finest Callebaut Ruby Chocolate with a little white chocolate & double cream to make our own SACRED ganache! Available from today @sacredcafe Café’s in London @westfieldlondon @strandpalace @carnabylondon #sacredcafe we are located by #carnabystreet right by @libertylondon or @regentstreetw1 @oxfordstreetw1 #coffeeshop #callebautbrasil @londoncoffeeshops @thelondoncoffeeguide
Do people really think that those chains sell decent coffee? Do you miss asking for a flat white without the ‘barista’ giving you a strange, confused look?
5. You miss sights like this and thinking it’s normal
Yes, there is something endearing and quirky about New Zealanders – no matter whether they’re humans or our fellow inhabitants.
It could be kea parrots having a go at your wipers or penguins crossing the road – you just come across things daily that you won’t find anywhere else.
6. You’ve got over the thrill of cheap food and are now wondering why everything is so tasteless
OK, back home you didn’t quite have the same choice and a lot of ‘exotic’ fruit and veg required a second mortgage, but it did taste good. They may claim to have better chefs in Europe, but generally fresh ingredients are just so much better in New Zealand.
7. You’re experiencing travel fatigue after two years visiting every European destination and Warsaw is next on your bucket list.
You’ve been just about everywhere and it’s getting harder and harder to move your growing souvenir collection every time you change flat.
8. Al Fresco dining, wearing a coat next to a busy road, just doesn’t cut it
9. Mum’s cooking. Need I say more?
10. You notice everyone is so tense and stressed and it’s starting to wear you down
When you arrived overseas you were the epitome of the laid back Kiwi lifestyle. You walked into a room and the place chilled. Now you increasingly find yourself screaming internally “Come on, people, PLEASE!!!!”
11. You’re finding it increasingly difficult not to scream at people who ask “Where in Australia do you come from?”
When you first left NZ you smiled good naturedly and politely corrected their ignorance. But that’s becoming increasingly difficult – especially when they shrug as if to say ‘what’s the difference?’.
12. You never thought it possible, but now you’re even starting to miss New Zealand politics
Yes, you’ve had it up to here with Trump, Brexit etc., especially when back home you have a prime minister who’s so cool that she invited Ed Sheeran over to her house for tea and scones.
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Couldn’t make any of Ed Sheeran’s shows while he is here so cheekily suggested he come round for a cuppa and some scones. Didn’t quite expect him to say yes. Thanks @teddysphotos It was a real treat to meet you. And as an added bonus, my scones weren’t a complete disaster!
13. Living in a shoe box so you can afford to travel and be near the centre of town is losing its attraction
OK New Zealand houses may not always have central heating and double glazing, but at least you have some personal space. Just why do double the population of New Zealand all want to live in the same city anyway?
14. You’re spending more and more of your time reading posts on forums like Kiwis In London and notice that more than half your friends in the UK are fellow Kiwis anyway
Yes, it’s true everywhere you go people are friendly. But there’s friendly, then there’s Kiwi friendly.
15. Kiwi treats – it never bothered you before, but now you have an increasingly unhealthy craving for many of the items below…
- Pineapple lumps,
- hokey pokey ice cream
- sauce-topped meat pies
- Whittakers chocolate
- Speight’s beer
- Pascall Jet Planes
- NZ fish n chips
- Cookie Time cookies
- Kiwi dip
- Arnott’s Shapes
- Reduced Cream
- You name it…
16. You’re searching through Netflix in a desperate attempt to find dramas based in New Zealand, but end up just drooling over re-runs of the Lord of the Rings
17. Everything is cooler about New Zealand – even the police
18. Celebrating Waitangi Day in February in the UK makes you feel so homesick
19. Half of your British friends say they want to move to New Zealand and you realise just what you’re missing!
Need help moving to New Zealand?
If you are ready to move back home to New Zealand, then give us a call.
We’d be happy to help you ship back all the treasures and belongings that you’ve acquired on your travels – no matter whether it’s just a few boxes or the contents of a 3 bedroom house with partner and kids!
PSS International Removals are one of the UK’s leading overseas removals and shipping companies. Every year we help thousands of Kiwis and UK migrants move Down Under.
Speak to one of our team and they will give you a quote and answer all your questions on what you can and can’t take back home.